I just received a perplexing spam email this morning and is it me, or is the crux of the message slightly vague? Is there some sort of encryption that I'm missing out on, here? Here.. you read it:
Date: Wed, 8 Nov 2006 16:05:37 +0000From: Joanna Cooke rjvqy@hasilnet.org.my
Subject: turtle protest
Hoy Lunes me ha costado verdaderos esfuerzos. But I'll still fulfill my debt to society with advice: Change your driving habits and save gas.fil-Bitha tat-Teatru Manoel.Can a computer emulate living beings? As advertised, the booster stickers can be shown to work by viewing the signal strength of a cellphone.fil-Bitha tat-Teatru Manoel.Eleven years ago, I knew what it was because I wasn't one. Great for TV junkies, or those who just want something good to watch with a bowl of popcorn.For this event, the German and Spanish. Use this "couch-computer" to watch a DVD: A hidden projector plays video on a recessed, ceiling-mounted projection screen. If so, use these "alternate input devices". com a couple months ago.These special laptops are called "Tablet PCs".Open the couch arm, insert a CD, and listen to music as you browse the Web. "Public key" and "private key" email encryption techniques enable users to hide the contents of any email message, protecting the information with complex, unbreakable mathematical formulas.Difficult and important questions. Often it involves completely changing the way you enter data. These are little stickers advertised to increase the signal strength on your cellphone, giving you clearer calls and fewer dropped conversations. Just because people will buy it doesn't mean it should be sold.So I put the antenna booster stickers to the test. This software may help us find answers. Hoy Lunes me ha costado verdaderos esfuerzos.
Um. Yeah. Beats the living feces out of me. Although it must have some sort of purpose, as I just looked down into my lap and a cartoon bubble popped up telling me I can get Viagra for only pennies a day. There's another cartoon bubble that just popped up over my cell phone telling me I can get a free laptop, iPod, and Palm Pilot if I can click the rapidly moving animated bear wearing a hat and sunglasses.
Holy shit, dude... has my psyche been infected with a spam worm?
Uh oh.. just as I finished typing that question out, the lenses in my glasses turned from clear to now having in intermittent banner that flashes into my eyes informing me that my brain may be infected with viruses and to blink twice for a free 1 month trial of Spyware Doctor.
I better go now.
