For Sale: 1 Sony™ Micycle™ Edition iPod™ $320.98/firm
In a last ditch effort to gather monies together to own one of the newer iPods, I’m selling my old one at an exceptional price, while supplies last. I hate to see it go, but I need to make room for my new iPod.This baby holds up to 700MB of music with stunning CD quality sound. That’s right - 700MB! In old world standards, that’s 1 record album's worth of music. If you're listening to the Ramones, that means you can fit nearly 30 songs in this iPod at any given time! Sony™ Micycle™ Edition iPod™ will play up to 80 minutes of music.
Tired of scrolling through countless menus with that pesky iPod dial? The Sony™ Micycle™ Edition iPod™ has got you covered. This iPod has stop, pause, fast forward, reverse, and even skip buttons! You can randomize song playback, even repeat songs you want to hear over and over again!
There’s also a unique EQ feature: 2 bass boosting presets that provide enough bottom to keep you raisin' the roof in even the noisiest of environments!
It features an easy to read non-illuminated display screen that shows you which track you're listening to as well as how much time has elapsed and which EQ preset you're currently using. That means there's no more of those complex battery-hogging video screens that are too small to watch anything on anyhow (that's what teevee and movie screens are for, you silly goof!)
If you act now, I'll throw in some extra memory for your Sony™ Micycle™ Edition iPod™. I’m offering 10 pieces of fresh, new, high quality CD-R media to the lucky buyer, free of charge. That's an additional 7000MB of storage up to 13.3 hours more music!
Now let's talk about looks. The Sony™ Micycle™ Edition iPod™ is a beautiful midnight blue color with brilliant glitter inlay if you look close enough. It also features a 5 year old CHECKED FOR ACCURACY sticker from Taco Bell to give it that retro worn-in look that everyone's going after these days. You know what they say: "Old.. it's the new New!"
Act now, as this baby is going to sell fast. I'm willing to accept an even trade for a like new 60 gig iPod if you're sick of yours and want to go old school. You'll be the envy of your friends when they see you carrying it around. And how nice will it be when they ask you where they can get one? You can proudly say "Well, you can't get one. This is a Sony™ Micycle™ Edition iPod™. Only one was made, and it’s mine. Mine. All. Mine."
The phone lines are open. Cash and money orders only, please.
