um..
So I'm sitting here at this restaurant right now. One of the employees just walked up to her boss with a handful of trash and said "Doesn't anyone ever check behind the microwave?!"
The conversation continued and ended with her walking away and saying, "Yeah, and that's where I found the condom, too!"
Please... I beg you, please tell me you didn't find the condom anywhere near the apple croissants.
