Hi, my name is Nancy Yogurt.
There was this one time that I put some yogurt on my foot for the dog to lick off and then the doorbell rang. The dog completely freaked as she usually does when the doorbell rings - she forgot all about the yogurt & ran to the door barking. And there I was, unable to answer the door because I had yogurt on my toes.
Don't let this happen to you, my friends - keep the yogurt on the spoon where it belongs. That is unless you're sure no one's going to be stopping by, in which case you should leave a sign on the front door just to be safe that says PLEASE DO NOT RING DOORBELL - DOG WILL FREAK OUT AND I WON'T BE ABLE TO ANSWER THE DOOR BECAUSE I'LL HAVE YOGURT ON MY FOOT.
Sincerely,
Nancy Yogurt
