Saturday, July 2, 2005

Fan mail

Every so often I receive messages from you fine readers asking me where I draw inspiration to write and where I get my ideas from.

Here's the secret: I am an illiterate literate. I never learned to read, however am capable of writing. For example, I have no idea what I'm typing right now, as I am not capable of reading it. I just type things that I hope are real words and form them into things that look like paragraphs and hope for the best.