Dear people that come into the coffee shop use the phone, bathroom, and grab a glass of water without buying anything:
Let me know when a good time is to come over to your house so I can give my friend a call with your phone... please have a phone book handy, otherwise I might get a little frustrated with you. Then I'll have to use your bathroom, and OOPS - sorry if I make a mess, but it's not my bathroom and I don't have to clean it up. OH - and if I could just taste a few things in your refridgerator, that would be awesome.
