It's been a rather stressful past couple of days to say the least and I haven't been home very much. As a result, I've sort of let my usual daily hygiene practices go. Today I am wearing a severely dirty pair of jeans that carry the rather unpleasant aromatic funk of sweat, cigarettes, and spilled beer from playing 2 shows with my bands. I have not showered or shaved in almost 2 days, and my hair has a bit of product buildup in it. And come to think of it, I don't recall applying my Right Guard Cool Breeze-scented pitstick yet today...
I just realized that I am wearing a freshly laundered T shirt with the Mr. Bubble artwork on it.

Irony is
sweet!