YES. I voted.
What do you think will happen? Here's my opinion:
They will count the votes. The candidate with the most votes will win, and the candidate with less votes will not win.
The winner will go on national television, thank everyone for getting out to vote, and promise that he'll do his best to live up to his promises. He will then look up into the sky and yell "Alright...... NOW!"
Big huge lazers from flying saucers hiding behind the clouds will pierce the Earth's surface and turn innocent civilians into piles of black dust. The President Elect will then reach for his neck. You'll think he's going to adjust his collar or scratch an itch, but nope - much to your surprise, he is ripping off a mask he's been wearing all along only to reveal a giant green slimy head with one orange glowing eyeball in the middle. You will not be able to resist the glowing, piercing stare coming out of that eyeball. It won't matter if you're there in person or in the safety of your own home watching it on TV. You will be sucked into the beam of that eyeball and there's nothing you can do about it.
He will speak to you, but you will not see his mouth move because his freshly unmasked lizard pig head doesn't have one. He will use his mind to communicate - you won't hear his voice with your ears, you will hear it bouncing around in your head. It will be very creepy and reverb drenched. It will make your teeth vibrate.
After telling you all that he has come to overthrow the planet, his mesmerizing gaze will make you feel incredibly warm and paralyzed. Your brain will turn into mashed potatoes. You will fall into a deep coma that you'll never snap out of. His army will then scour the face of the Earth for your comatose bodies, throw them all into giant dump trucks, haul you off to the Betty Crocker factories, and make things out of you like Fruit Roll Ups, Fruit Gushers, and cake mix. They will feast like they've never feasted before. After they're done here and all of us have been consumed, it's off to the next planet, next election. Business as usual.
Yeah, you laugh now, but just you watch. For those of you predicting only recounts and lawsuits, it's gonna be a lot worse than that, my friends.
