I don’t want to be the token guy with the camera at family events making people all self conscious and whatnot, so I attempted to take a subtle approach last night and just hold the camera up in midair when no one was looking, press the button, and hope for the best. This approach made for several great photos that captured the true essence of our holiday tradition.
I’m available for weddings and private parties and would be willing to cut you a mean deal because I’m new to the business, so if you want some sentimental out of center (and out of focus) shots of the backs of your loved one’s heads to cherish for years to come, you know where to find me. For an extra $20, I’ll print out and throw 12 of your favorites in a nice faux wood collage frame from Walgreens. I'll even let you pick out which ones you want in the oval cutouts and which ones you want in the rectangle cutouts in the brown paper matte that comes with the frame.
Without further ado, I present to you my Anonymous Family Christmas Photo Journal:
This is the kitchen, and a few of my fambly members over there on the right!
My Uncle John telling a story.
Uncle John and Mom smiling for the camera!
Oh Aunt Chris, you’ve always been so photogenic!
The fambly at the dinner table
Mom got a really big clock for Christmas.. Look at that surprised expression on her face!
Look at how cute Gramma looks in her new hat!
This is my parent’s dog Polly. Isn’t she cute?
My brother’s cat Argus. Look at that little face!
Here’s Grandma enjoying some pumpkin pie.
Sadly, it was getting late and Chris and John had to go. All good things must come to an end.
Bye Chris and John, have a safe drive home!
Well, I hope you enjoyed my Christmas photos. Happy Holidays to you all from Frank and I!
