I have been eating low sugar Cocoa Puffs lately. They allegedly contain 75% less sugar than regular Cocoa Puffs. They are delicious. "75% less sugar" means only one thing to me: I can eat 75% more Cocoa Puffs now - that's about 3.5 bowls in one sitting.
Cocoa Puffs look like bunny poop.
Speed Bumps should not be called "speed bumps" - you do not speed as you travel over them. I think "leisurely bumps" or "making me slow down when I'm in a hurry bumps" would be much more applicable.
Indian food is delicious.
If I hear one more thing about money, so help me gawd, I am going to strangle a stuffed animal. And I'll make sure to pick a cute one.
Will I ever be "Alive and well" and know where I am?
Why do I save emails? I have some that go all the way back to 1998, and I probably haven't looked at them since then.
2 people that should never have been allowed to make Christmas albums: Gloria Estefan and Celine Dion. And Mannheim Steamroller. And Amy Grant. John Tesh. Jim Brickman.
I evidently forgot what 2 means.
People that should make Christmas albums: Slayer.
