I got to thinking: If I were ever on the run from the po-leese, like in a COPS-style high speed chase, my car is a little too recognizable. A brown wood-paneled 74 Pinto tends to stick out like a sore thumb.
I'm not planning on it now, but just in case I ever do end up in a hot pursuit-style chase, I'm gonna keep a giant 5' handlebar moustache in the back seat of the car. That way I can quick pull over behind some bushes, slap the moustache on the front bumper of the car, and just watch the 4-5 po-leese cars that were chasing after me zoom by.
"Hey Sarge! I think that's our man - that looks like a 74 Pinto to me over there on the side of the road! See it? See it?"
"No, that's not it. The Pinto we're after doesn't have a moustache."
